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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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The old ones are the best..
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Waiting for a riverboat at Bankside Pier.
Woman to staff member: "Do you know how long the next boat to Waterloo Pier will be?"
Staff member: "Yeah, about 82 foot." |
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Overheard by Claire O, Bankside Pier, South Bank
posted Monday, 10th August 2009 |
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Pigs might fly
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was in the pub last night when I heard a bloke ask his girlfriend what Bestival was, she replied in very posh voice, 'I'm not entirely sure, but I think it's a festival with animals' |
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Overheard by Malcome powder, Pub in Hammersmith
posted Sunday, 09th August 2009 |
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Who doesn't know what a Mobile Phone is?
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Man in open phone booth shouting into phone: "It's called Mobile Phone! You take it out of house with you and walk with it. You don't have to put money in box!" |
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Overheard by Carole, 9th July corner of Therapia Lane/Mitcham Road, Croydo
posted Thursday, 06th August 2009 |
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Sex advice
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On the P13 towards Peckham, a brother and sister are sitting in front of me. The brother looks about 6/7 and the girl is in her teens.
Brother: "How do I know when i'm ready to have sex?"
(sister looks at him half amused, half shocked.)
Sister: "What?"
(brother points at sex advice poster)
Brother: "It says I should ask someone!" |
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Overheard by Freya, P13 bus towards peckham
posted Monday, 03rd August 2009 |
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These are the future masterminds of our country.
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Two teenage girls on a bus sitting in front of me. They are discussing the smoothie carton that one of them is holding.
Girl 1: "It's probably only like, 5% juice or something."
Girl 2: ".... So what would the 95% be made up out of?"
Girl 1: "Er, probably e-numbers or something."
Girl 2: "..... Is that maths?"
Girl 1: "Nicole, you can't seriously be that blonde..."
Girl 2: .....
Girl 1: "E-numbers! Chemicals!"
Girl 2: "Oh, science." |
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Overheard by Chloe, 37 bus in Herne Hill
posted Monday, 03rd August 2009 |
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Green faff
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Mother talking to her two grown up children over dinner at Pizza Express.
Mother: "Have you seen that film...oh what's it called...the erm...the minge???"
Children: Long pause...
Mother: Innocently "Oh, I mean the Grinch" |
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Overheard by Claire, Pizza Express Clapham
posted Monday, 03rd August 2009 |
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...Braintree was the time he broke my wrist
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30-something Essex woman: "We went out one evening and I woke up the next morning not remembering anything with a black eye... that was a turning point for me"
30-something Essex man: "Was that in Braintree?"
30-something Essex woman: "No, Chelmsford" |
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Overheard by Surely it should have been the end?, Central Line
posted Friday, 24th July 2009 |
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Cold Showers
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Black man chatting up PYT
"...you know what, cold showers is a wonderful thing" |
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Overheard by Tam, a pub in Liverpool Street
posted Monday, 20th July 2009 |
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What came first..............?
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A customer had just ordered the chicken special from the menu and then calls the waiter over.
Customer to waiter: "Is there any egg in the chicken special because I have an allergy".
Waiter: "Well, if you don't include the chicken, which was an egg originally, no". |
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Overheard by easysteve, My Bar
posted Wednesday, 01st July 2009 |
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