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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Women and football and gingerbread men...........
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Whilst in a cake shop, I overheard a heated discussion between the two serving ladies. They had World Cup gingerbread men in different coloured shirts and asked me why the "players" had different kits: "Is it because one is an away shirt?" I replied that I had no interest in football. Their stunning reply: "How refreshing - are you a woman, then?" I never knew gender could be tied to gingerbread men. I took my doughnuts and left. |
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Overheard by Adam, Tot Court
posted Tuesday, 31st January 2006 |
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Weight watchers on the tube
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Scene: A gentleman with three or four carrier bags gets onto a half-empty carriage and spreads himself and his belongings across three seats. After a few stops, he pulls a package of small cakes out of one of the bags and begins eating them. He then decides to offer them to everyone within earshot, in turn. A group of girls are sitting across from him, talking to each other, and he interrupts them with the offer.
Man: "Do you want to eat some of these? I don't want to get fat eating them all!"
Girl: "No; I don't want to get fat either!" |
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Overheard by Ava, Eastbound Central Line tube carriage
posted Friday, 27th January 2006 |
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OK Girl!
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Outside Westminster School for Girls.
(3 Girls standing cold and sadness on their faces)
(2 Girls walking towards them)
1st Girl (from the group of 3) - "If you ever ever ever don't f**king wait for me again, I WILL kill you."
2nd Girl (from the group of 2) - "OK"
The girls exchange kisses on the cheeks and move off into school. |
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Overheard by Imageit, Westminster, London.
posted Friday, 27th January 2006 |
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f**king trendies
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On the tube (Northern Line):
Girl 1: "What are you doing for your birthday?"
Girl 2: "I was planning a David Hasselhoff dance party but it didn't work out. A few of the people from the magazine gave me a Cher doll. I love Cher. She's like Shakespeare. I'll have an anti-fur, Cher party instead."
Girl 1: "Are you from Shoreditch?" |
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Overheard by Narcissism, Northern Line
posted Wednesday, 25th January 2006 |
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what you get for going to posh boy schools
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a group of toffs standing in a quiet bar in west London. An Irish guy is chatting to a group of gorgeous babes at a table. The Toffs keep making smart comments between themselves about the "paddy" with the girls. Everytime one of the girls goes to the bathroom or up to the bar one of these cricket playing morons says something really smart and rude to them in their posh stuck-up accents. After a few hours they were all getting more drunk and more brave with their smirnoff ices. The Irish guy's phone rings and one of the toffs shouts out "is that you're mother wondering when you are coming home for dinner paddy?" Cue laughing all around. The Irish guy stands up, puts his phone slowly down, walks over to the group and ... BANG! punches the cricket guy and knocks hims over a table... Everyone stands amazed when the Irish guy replies: "No, that was you're mother wondering if I would be staying for breakfast tomorrow... prick!!"
The place just errupted into laughter!!! |
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Overheard by Jayo, West London
posted Tuesday, 24th January 2006 |
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innit?
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Couple of black dudes on the train at around Limehouse
1st guy: "You take it up the ass you fool."
2nd guy: "Look man, I'm a virgin at the rear, but not at the front yeh."
1st guy: [laughs] "we all heard the stories, we know it's the other way round, innit?" |
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Overheard by Jamie, Limehouse
posted Tuesday, 24th January 2006 |
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Our American Tourist friends again...
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Kid tourist to her mother: "Oh gee Mom. Look, they have KFC in England too"
Her mother: "Oh, but the English never eat there. They just have it for American tourists." |
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Overheard by The Green Fairy, Marble Arch
posted Monday, 23rd January 2006 |
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A bit of minge?
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A girl, having partied all night with her gay male friends sexily shimmies up to one of them and whispers in his ear, "go on, give minge a go!" |
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Overheard by M, Student House Party, Hammersmith
posted Thursday, 19th January 2006 |
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