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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Dead people need a place to sit too!
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Two schoolboys board a bus. One sits in the disabled/priority seat section while the other glares at him and yells: "You're not meant to sit there! Those seats are for the deceased!" |
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Overheard by Bronwyn, The number 85 bus, somewhere between Fulham and Kingston
posted Friday, 21st July 2006 |
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The dairy air.
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Two drunk lads walking down Chiswick High Street at 10:30pm. Guy 1 is filming his friend on the camera phone.
Guy #1: "Jonny, tell me a story".
Guy #2: drops his pants and mimicks speaking through his butt buy pulling apart his butt cheeks and says in a voice that I imagine should belong to some war hardened general: "I don't even like you".
I found that hilarious, am I wierd?
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Overheard by Stig, Chiswick High Street
posted Friday, 21st July 2006 |
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dun-dun dun-dun durrrr
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"Ride of the Valkyries" pumping at 100db through the doorway of the ladies loos at Stratford Bus Station.
The smell of disinfectant and piss, combined with the music of..er.. a regimental march. I nearly wet myself laughing. Luckily not, as the mens were shut (as usual).
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Overheard by nicobobinus, Stratford Bus Station
posted Wednesday, 12th July 2006 |
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Jesus lives in Woho!
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Big black man with no shirt on walking down Westbourne Park Road dragging a big wooden crucifix over his shoulder.
He gets to Portobello Road, folds his crucifix up, does some shopping in Tesco, unfolds his cross and continues on his way.
No one blinks. |
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Overheard by Woho Chick, Saw it in Notting Hill
posted Wednesday, 12th July 2006 |
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"Some of the Irish"?
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Drunken bloke #1: "Let's go to the Aussie pub!"
Drunken bloke #2: "Nooo!"
Drunken bloke #1: "Come on, it's better than the Irish pub."
Drunken bloke #2: "No it's not, at least some of the Irish aren't descended from convicts." |
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Overheard by Interactive Pillow, Wimbledon High Street
posted Saturday, 08th July 2006 |
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Impressed with American #2's knowledge?
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American #1: "Where are all the British people?"
American #2: "En-ger-land are playing in the Soccer."
American #1: "Oh right, they'll be in the bars."
American #2: "They're called pubs over here." |
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Overheard by Emo-Leigh, Covent Garden
posted Saturday, 08th July 2006 |
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Self improvement - Hackney style
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In a library in Hackney
"I'm sorry sir, all the books on pit bull terriers in all the public libraries of Hackney have been stolen" |
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Overheard by Jeff, In a library in Hackney
posted Tuesday, 04th July 2006 |
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Gold medal for that announcer!
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Announcer on DLR:
"Welcome to Stratford, home of the Olympics in 2012. Unfortunately, you have arrived six years too early. In the meantime, you can entertain yourselves in Metropolis, which should keep you amused for six years..." |
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Overheard by lzz, Stratford
posted Tuesday, 27th June 2006 |
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Quaint Little England
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On a visit to Texas I attended a wedding with my hosts.
The groom was an officer in the US military preparing for his first asignment overseas, which just happened to be England. I overheard the following conversation:
Guest to Groom: "So man, I heard you sold your Harley"
Groom: "Yeah man, that hurt so bad, but no way can I take it with me to England, those cobbled streets would destroy it dude."
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Overheard by Jackie, Texas (not London but close enough)
posted Saturday, 24th June 2006 |
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What course was she doing?
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Fat emo girl: "So what did you get in your Venereal studies?"
Skinny emo guy: "You mean general studies"
Fat emo girl: "Yeah, uhm, I guess so" |
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Overheard by Manda, Selfridges
posted Saturday, 24th June 2006 |
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