|
 |
Dem Blacks are all the same, innit?
|
| |
Asian cornershop, black girl looking for a phone card to call Africa.
Young bloke at the till: "Where do you want to call?"
Girl: "Uganda"
Bloke looking through his phone cards: "Jamaica and Uganda, it's the same, innit?" |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by MichaelHoldenwannabe, Cornershop, Harrow
posted Friday, 01st September 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
tourists...
|
| |
Two German tourists in the tube:
Woman: "Oh look! They name the stations over here just like the landmarks close to them! You see? St. Pauls, that's named after the church. That makes it easier to find ones way!"
Yeah sure and they just made that for you tourists...
And above all: It's just like in Germany! |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Anna, Central Line
posted Friday, 01st September 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
from 19 GBP
|
| |
Onboard the Stansted Express I overheard three German men who had just arrived and where on their way from the airport to London. They were discussing a billboard advertising flights to Central Europe "19 GBP" and were very unsure about the meaning of the GBP. Until it dawned on one of them that it must GB stands for Great Britain and the P for Ports (ie. airports) - ie. the airline was advertising its flights to Europe leaving from 19 british airports.
The other two were happy with that explanation. |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Thomas, Stansted Express
posted Thursday, 31st August 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Castle, Palace, whatever!
|
| |
American Woman on a cell phone, next to the Houses of Parliament:
"Yes, I am standing in front of Westminster Castle or Palace or whatever it's called!" |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Jan, In front of Houses of Parliament
posted Thursday, 31st August 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Contingency Plans
|
| |
Guy #1: "You see, you go through life making friends. But really, you're meeting people who you could marry, in case the whole thing goes tits up."
Guy#2 (to girl): "So... which one of us do you think is more husbandly?" |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by erin, 94 bus
posted Tuesday, 29th August 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Typical Tourists....
|
| |
A group of Middle aged american tourists were visiting Windsor Castle, when one declared: " I mean, why the hell did the Queen build it so close to the motorway!"
Enough said. |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by olivia, Windsor
posted Monday, 21st August 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Bad Men
|
| |
Dad leans down to his toddler son, points at a taxi rank and says "Look at all the bad men" |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Chris, By the Millennium wheel
posted Thursday, 17th August 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
He's probably right and all
|
| |
Tramp in Oxford Circus: "It's coming out of their arses and they don't even know it." |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Mr Useless, Oxford Circus
posted Friday, 04th August 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
.....but the fine ain't free
|
| |
Woman on the Brixton tube lighting up a joint: "It's a free world" |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Anonymous, Victoria Line
posted Friday, 04th August 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Which Witch?
|
| |
Rastafarian trying to buy a Jamaican patty from a stall run by an Eastern European girl...
Rasta: "One of dem please"
E.E.Girl: "Which?"
Rasta: "Dem..! one of dem...!" (he points)
E.E.Girl: "Which...? Which...?"
Rasta: (now getting a little impatient) "Which?...WHICH?...You know what "WHICH" is....?"
(Silence)
Rasta: "It's de INTERROGATIVE!" |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by LuvleeLady, Brixton Market
posted Thursday, 27th July 2006 |
| |
|
|
|
|
Prev 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 27 - 28 - 29 - 30 - 31 - 32 - 33 - 34 - 35 - 36 - 37 - 38 - 39 - 40 - 41 - 42 - 43 - 44 - 45 - 46 - 47 - 48 - 49 - 50 - 51 - 52 - 53 - 54 - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - Next |
