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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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19 going on 12
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Middle aged woman on mobile: "I hardly think drawing faces on tampons and pretending they're mice is a productive use of your time. Do you? For crying out loud Toby, you're nineteen!" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, number 55 bus
posted Wednesday, 18th October 2006 |
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Preacher lady goes to war
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Preacher lady in Covent Garden replying to someone telling her that she was in Covent Garden, not Jerusalem:
"Going into McDonald's does not make you a hamburger!"
Yelled very loudly and accompanied by flailing arms. Guy watching commenting on her a few minutes later:
"I know more about the bible than she does... and I'm an alcoholic!" |
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Overheard by Tove, Covent Garden
posted Saturday, 14th October 2006 |
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Sound of silence
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Arty girl to guy on ipod squashed up next to her: 'Sorry, do you mind turning that thing down or off. I just really fucking hate Simon and Garfunkel. Thanks.' |
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Overheard by Orlando, On a VERY crowded circle line train
posted Wednesday, 11th October 2006 |
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In the wrong job
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After running onto the north bound Northern Line platform at London Bridge, just to see the doors closing, heard the platform attendant come out with this over the loud speaker:
"Ladies and gentlemen mind the closing doors, this train is READY TO RUMBLE!" |
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Overheard by Sam, London Bridge
posted Monday, 09th October 2006 |
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A little knowledge is a dangerous thing...
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Chavette: 'Have you done that homework yet?'
Chav: 'Nah..'
Chavette: 'Why not you're so lazy.'
Chav: 'I'm not lazy!'
Chavette: 'Then why haven't you done the homework.??'
Chav: 'You know I don't like reading I find it really hard 'casue I'm dispeptic innit?'
Chavette: 'Oh yeah I forgot.' |
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Overheard by Snesgirl, On a 64 bus in South East London
posted Friday, 06th October 2006 |
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Never Judge a Book by its Cover
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Not overheard as such but I couldn't stop laughing on the tube this morning when some uber cool, shaved head, designer sunglasses, aspirational shirt etc. guy who proper fancied himself was standing next to me, and as the train got fuller and fuller I got squashed up closer and closer......at one point close enough to hear that on his ipod he was NOT listening to some underground grime MC, but 'All that she wants' by Ace of Base. Classic. |
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Overheard by cecilia, Northern Line
posted Thursday, 21st September 2006 |
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Trip to Sydney
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Two business talking in the tube, one said : "Went over to Sydney the other day, was asked by customs clearance 'Do you have a criminal record, Sir ?', I answered 'Sorry, I did not know it is still required'" |
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Overheard by Michael, Tube in London around 1994
posted Wednesday, 13th September 2006 |
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And take your stupid clipboard with you!
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Over Enthusiastic Charity Worker: "HELLO!! Do you want to stop and help the children today?!"
Bitter Woman: "No. I hate the children."
Over Enthusiastic Charity Worker: "Erm, uhh... well... well the children... the children hate you too! And they don’t want your help."
Bitter Women: "Good. Then we have an understanding. So you can piss off."
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Overheard by Erin, Neal Street, Covent Garden
posted Tuesday, 12th September 2006 |
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American Caesar Fart
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Tower Hill tube station: 2 Americans were staring at the roman wall and the statue of Caesar and one let out a fart, then the other one did the same but louder and then they both compared who's noise was most like roman flatulence. |
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Overheard by el, Tower Hill tube station
posted Monday, 04th September 2006 |
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American Knowledge of WWII
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American tourist talking to his wife: "Damed British! After all, we saved them from being overrun by the Ivans in WW II."
His wife answers: "No, honey, it was the Fashists."
He adds: "Whatever. But the Germans are much more thankful for what we did for them."
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Overheard by Brewer, Victoria Station
posted Sunday, 03rd September 2006 |
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