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Where did that sign go?
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Teenage girl discussing Americans with two young lads:
'You know what they f***ing do? They stand with their cameras and they like take pictures of the Portobello Road sign. I'd like to take that sign down and take it home with me and say I've like got it in my home.' |
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Overheard by Phyllis, A train platform in south west London
posted Tuesday, 24th April 2007 |
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Soho drunks
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Drunken bloke to another drunken bloke: 'Dude, don't say gay-bo!! Man do you know where we are??' |
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Overheard by Blossom, Soho
posted Tuesday, 17th April 2007 |
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Too much info
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Subway 'sandwich artist': 'Would you like 6 inch or footlong?'
Man: '6 inch. The last time I had 12 inches in me, it hurt.' |
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Overheard by Camilla, Subway, Oxford Circus
posted Wednesday, 11th April 2007 |
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Life is tough
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Upper-middle class girl on the phone in a Sainsbury's Local:
'I mean, I can't even afford taramosalata, this is torture!' |
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Overheard by Tom, Victoria
posted Tuesday, 10th April 2007 |
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I'm Busy...
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...youngish girl..answers mobile 'can I call you back? I'm just reading my magazine' (copy of NOW magazine)....
must be THAT good eh? |
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Overheard by Caz, On train to Birmingham a few weeks ago
posted Tuesday, 10th April 2007 |
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There's no flies on him
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My local gay bar has a 'bar fly' problem, so as a tacky gift I bought them an battery powered electric fly swatter which electrocutes flys while it looks like you're playing tennis.
Guy sitting next to me: 'That's really a good idea, where did you buy it?'
Me: 'The pound shop.'
Guy: 'How much was it' (short pause) 'I so wish I hadn't said that' |
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Overheard by Easysteve, My local gay bar
posted Monday, 09th April 2007 |
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The Tweenies said it, so that's okay.
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Little boy: (to his little brother) 'Don't be such an idiot!'
Grandmother: 'Oi, don't say that! That's very rude.
Little boy: No it's not, Milo said that to Jake on the Tweenies.' |
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Overheard by Anonymous, In a shop
posted Monday, 09th April 2007 |
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One thing you don't want to hear
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I was the last to get on an extremely crowded train, and as the doors began to shut, the lady next to me turned to her companion and said:
'I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that garlic!' |
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Overheard by BK, Jubilee Line from Green Park to somewhere (can't remember now)
posted Monday, 09th April 2007 |
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Yummy!
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Teenage Boy #1 (jokingly): 'Ever tried breast milk?!'
Teenage Boy #2 (very seriously): 'Yeah...'
Boy #1 (obviously impressed): 'Really? What did it taste like?'
Boy #2: 'Quite nice actually. You should try it some time!'
(at this point, my friend and I were trying to stop giggling so much that we missed the rest :( Although I am sure it would have been hilarious!) |
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Overheard by Jemma, Chessington World Of Adventures - Queue for the 'Vampire' ride
posted Sunday, 08th April 2007 |
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Hey buddy people live here!
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Young boy looking out of the train window as it pulls into Barking Mainline station: "Dad, where are we"?
Dad (not even looking up from his paper): "I don't know son, but it won't be anywhere nice." |
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Overheard by Easysteve, On a train back from Southend going through Essex
posted Wednesday, 04th April 2007 |
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