| |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
Confusing film
|
| |
One girl to another at the end of the film Precious
"Did you understand what was going on?" |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Anonymous, Wimbledon ODEON
posted Saturday, 30th January 2010 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Secret is out
|
| |
Man and a woman in their 50s getting out of the car.
Man: "You're not celibate?"
Woman: "Noooo." |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Bob, Asda car park, Clapham Junction
posted Monday, 25th January 2010 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Swines need to worship too
|
| |
Dark Suit to Pinstripe: ..."about as subtle as a pork chop in a synagogue." |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by zulu_in_gear, waiting for Central Line at St Pauls tube
posted Friday, 22nd January 2010 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Apples and pears
|
| |
Dad and daughter on the platform waiting for a train.
Daughter: "Dad, that man (points to someone they just went past) smells funny"
Dad: "We're on the underground; the whole place is a bit fruity." |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Harry, Charing Cross underground
posted Tuesday, 12th January 2010 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Private phone call
|
| |
On a packed train from Clapham Junction to West Brompton, guy talking on the phone:
"Mate, that's shit, I'm really sorry to hear that. Listen I'm on the train so can't really talk, let me call you back later..."
Hangs up the phone, dials another number:
"Hey Mate, guess who just got dumped by his wife....." and proceeds to divulge the entire story!
Exchanged some puzzled looks with the other commuters. |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Liam, Train in London
posted Tuesday, 12th January 2010 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
I've 'not' got you babe.......
|
| |
Dad shouting to young son in a very busy kids play area.
'Sonny....... share .......... Sonny ......... share ......... Sonny ........ SHARE.' |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Toby\'s dad, Science Museum
posted Tuesday, 29th December 2009 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Same o, same o
|
| |
Two guys on a train. One of them did all the talking, the other one just grunted occasionally to indicate that he was still listening:
"... So, now he wants to divorce his wife and marry his girlfriend."
Pause
"As if that was going to make any difference. I mean, you always go for the same type of woman, don't you?"
Pause
"It's not going to work out. He's going to fall flat on his face."
Pause.
"And anyhow, he's hardly ever home. What does it matter?" |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Milla, c2c train from Southend to London
posted Thursday, 17th December 2009 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Real Sex Educaction
|
| |
Cheerful early-teenage lad to middle-aged woman (Auntie?) "Wet-dreams? Oh I know all about those! We did them in class."
Lad and Auntie look at each other and then howl with laughter |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Fred, Circle Line
posted Wednesday, 16th December 2009 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
I wish I could do this to people on my carriage...
|
| |
I was on the central line at Liverpool Street and the train was packed. People got on anyway, squashing others and making everyone uncomfortable, and the driver, irritably, said
"Would all the inconsiderate people that have no common sense move away from the door, you're making this journey hell for everyone."
When no one moved, the driver said "ok I guess you don't want to go home tonight. This train will not move until you get off, there's a train 2 minutes from now. Thank you." |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Sakura, Central Line
posted Sunday, 06th December 2009 |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
That'll teach 'em
|
| |
While waiting to board a flight...
Announcement: "Please keep your children with you at all times. Otherwise they may be removed and destroyed."
Made me smile - and kids cling to their parents' legs... |
| |
|
| |
Overheard by Kai, Stansted Airport
posted Saturday, 21st November 2009 |
| |
|
|
|
|
Prev 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 27 - 28 - 29 - 30 - 31 - 32 - 33 - 34 - 35 - 36 - 37 - 38 - 39 - 40 - 41 - 42 - 43 - 44 - 45 - 46 - 47 - 48 - 49 - 50 - 51 - 52 - 53 - 54 - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - Next |
|
|
