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Yes. Yes it was.
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A pissed girl came up to me at the sink in the loo.
Her: 'I love your dress. Where did you get it?'
Me: 'New York.'
Her: 'Ooh. Where are you from?'
Me: 'New York.'
Her: 'Oh, so it must have been easy for you to get it, huh?' |
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Overheard by American Lo, Kew Gardens
posted Friday, 22nd June 2007 |
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See no evil, Hear no evil...
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Up town one day, I overheard an American tourist talking to a police officer about the noise that traffic lights make when it safe to cross (Beep).
Yank: 'Why do the traffic lights make that noise?'
PC: 'To let the blind know when it is safe to cross'
Yank: 'That's terrible!!! (Pause) In the States we don't allow the blind to drive' |
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Overheard by Alex, LAAAAAANDAAAN
posted Wednesday, 20th June 2007 |
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University - now with skills of deduction
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I overheard 2 lads talking about university exams and one of them comes out with:
'Well if you get the right answer you can't really go wrong.' |
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Overheard by Nav, Ickenham
posted Wednesday, 20th June 2007 |
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Lesbian food fetish?
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Two girls get on a train holding Panini sandwiches. Having failed to read the label properly, the girls proceed to pronounce the name of the food incorrectly.
Girl #1 -'My poonanny tastes great, how's yours?'
Girl #2 -'Sooooo good! My poonanny is filled with ham and cheese, what's in yours?'
Girl #1 -'Cheese and roasted vegetables. Wanna try a bit of my poonanny?'
*Girl #2 tries some*
Girl #2 -'Mmmm. Your poonanny tastes goooood. Want some of mine?'
*Girl #1 tries some*
Girl #1 -'Mmmm. That is so tasty. I can't believe we've never tried a poonanny before...' |
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Overheard by Anonymous, A train near Croydon
posted Tuesday, 19th June 2007 |
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Alcoholism Starts Young in Theatre
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Four year old: (points at coke bottle in her fathers hand) 'I like to drink that sometimes. It makes me drunk and relaxed.' |
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Overheard by Elphaba, Apollo Victoria Theatre, Wicked
posted Tuesday, 19th June 2007 |
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Literary Theory 101
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stoner student #1: 'I'm reading a great book at the moment, the main character has a twitch... he does faces'
stoner student #2: 'How do you know he does faces?'
stoner student #1: 'It says' |
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Overheard by Jack, Cafe Nero, Tottenham Court Road
posted Thursday, 07th June 2007 |
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On the buses
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'We were on a bus. We were on a bus home. Then you had to go ahead and spew all over British public transport!' - Cold, young bloke to his entirely too inebriated female accomplice. |
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Overheard by E to the Fran, Edgware Road, 5am
posted Sunday, 03rd June 2007 |
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Blaming it on the cows
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On the Northern Line tube, stuck in the tunnel just outside Camden for an inordinately long time:
'I am sorry for the delay to this service. This is due to... cows on the line.' |
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Overheard by rae, Northern Line, London Underground
posted Thursday, 31st May 2007 |
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From the fountain of life then?
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Very drunk customer: 'Can I have some water.'
Me: 'Still or sparkling?'
V. D. Customer: 'Just tap water mate, I don't need a glass.' |
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Overheard by easysteve, In My Bar
posted Monday, 28th May 2007 |
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Bare Necessities
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Girl: 'Doilies are completely unnecessary.'
Guy: 'Oh how wrong you are!' |
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Overheard by NaiveLondonGirl, Jubliee Line, 12:30 AM
posted Saturday, 19th May 2007 |
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