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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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North London Gang Culture
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On a 141 Bus Green Lanes sometime last winter:
Boy 1: 'hey man you 'eard about the BHP?'
Boy 2: 'No man, who de BHP?'
Boy 1: 'you know the Bush Hill Park.'
Boy 2: 'oh yeah man. What about 'em?'
Boy 1: 'They is changing their name to the N92.'
Boy 2: 'What?! what does that mean?'
Boy 1: 'Well it's like Bush Hill is nearly N9 but it a'int so they gonna N92.'
Boy 2: 'They is mad innit, N9 a'int gonna take that!'
Boy 1: 'yeah but what about the N18? They gonna be well unhappy with it.
Boy 2: 'Yeah........ why man?'
Boy 1: 'cos like 9x2 is 18 innit.' |
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Overheard by lapsang, 141, Green Lanes, N4
posted Thursday, 23rd August 2007 |
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Right on spot
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Schoolgirl screaming at teenage boy: " SHUT UP, you dot-to-dot face! " |
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Overheard by luna, Clapham Common
posted Thursday, 23rd August 2007 |
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It's a dog's life
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Caught this blurb in passing a woman in front of her house on a portable phone, shouting at the person on the other end...
'No!' (Pauses) 'That's bullshit and you know it! That cat died because you forgot to feed it!' |
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Overheard by Eric, Near Warwick Ave Tube
posted Friday, 10th August 2007 |
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It's all Relative
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6 year old boy 1: 'What are your Nan and Grandad called?'
6 year old boy 2: 'Pat and Alan.'
6 year old boy 1: 'No way! Mine too!'
6 year old boy 2: 'Do you think we could be related?!' |
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Overheard by Nics, Primark Regent Street
posted Friday, 03rd August 2007 |
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What's in a name?
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Little blonde girl running on pavement
Mum: "Africa - stop at the lights!" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Shepherds Bush
posted Tuesday, 31st July 2007 |
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Bored driver?
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'We are approaching our final destination, Waterloo station. Please make sure to take all your belongings. That includes husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends and children.' |
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Overheard by Annika, On the train to London Waterloo.
posted Sunday, 29th July 2007 |
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Rush Hour
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City Girl 1 - 'Where were you this morning?'
City Girl 2 - 'Oh another fucking idiot threw themselves under the trains again.'
City Girl 1 - 'God, people are so inconsiderate.'
City Girl 2 'I know. Don't they know people are trying to get to work?' |
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Overheard by Nic, Liverpool Street Station
posted Saturday, 28th July 2007 |
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Love - Chav style II - Disillusionment begins to set in.
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Chavette: 'Hang on, I just want to nip in here.'
Chav: 'Wot! You don't wanna look at f**kin books and all that s**t!'
Chavette: (wistfully) 'No, maybe later, eh?"' |
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Overheard by Rik, Outside Borders, Oxford Street
posted Friday, 27th July 2007 |
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What tact
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In green park, two freshers walking along talking excitedly about uni.
1st guy: 'Yeah well, everyone is 18 nowadays!
Both laugh hurriedly'
[pause]
2nd guy: 'You know, not everything you say is funny.'
they walk on, 1st guy's enthusiasm only momentarily dampened.. |
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Overheard by Juliet, green park, near the tube
posted Thursday, 26th July 2007 |
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