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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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Yeah - he just doesn't really like me
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Man: "Unless it's to do with work, I cannot speak to him. I've been ordered."
Woman: "By who?"
Man: "Him."
Woman: "And this your son?" |
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Overheard by Dom, Islington
posted Saturday, 09th February 2008 |
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A little humour from the driver
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train driver:
"this is the last 12:43 train to strawberry hill via kingston, so when we wake you up there that's it"
made me chuckle anyway |
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Overheard by danthefloorman, SWT 23:43 to strawberry hill
posted Saturday, 09th February 2008 |
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He's the one, so I dumped him.
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Last night, in the restaurant.
Posh girl 1: [Talking about her ex boyfriend]
"So, now, recently, he calls at least once a day, it's like, so annoying. I mean, grr."
Posh girl 2: "Yeah that's like so out of order and freaky."
Posh girl 1: "Yeah, I know."
Posh girl 2: "Every... Day?"
Posh girl 1: "Yeah."
Posh girl 2: "Horrible...Weird."
Posh girl 1: "Yeah, but this week. He didn't ring for like, 3 days. Three whole days."
Posh girl 2: "That's so rude! Three days? Who does he think he is?"
Posh girl 1: "Yeah, I was scared. I think he met someone else."
Posh girl 3: "Oh fuck, what a c**t. You're better off without him."
Posh girl 1: "I'm worried. Maybe....I think he's the one.
I hate him."
Posh girl 2: "The Twat!"
Posh girl 1: "Yeah, anyway how is your thing with your new gy?"
Posh girl 2: "Oh yeah... it's... great."
Posh girl 1: "Is he, the one?"
Posh girl 2: "Yeah, I think so. Yeah he is."
Posh girl 1: "I'm so happy for you."
Posh girl 2: "Don't be, he's been so weird."
Posh girl 1: "What do you mean?"
Posh girl 2: "I think he wants to get back with his ex.
I don't know. I love him."
Posh girl 1: "Oh fuck, what a knob."
Posh girl 2: "Yeah, I broke up with him last night."
Posh girl 1: "Oh... I'm sorry!"
Posh girl 2: "Yeah, me too." |
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Overheard by jack, Islington
posted Friday, 08th February 2008 |
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Okay, everybody get your rulers out...
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Young male teenager: "Oi - you remember that time I fingered you in the back of Maths, yeah?"
Young female teenager: (unimpressed) "Yeah..."
Young male teenager: "Yeah you do... Man I came my pants that day!" |
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Overheard by Dyl, Victoria Line
posted Friday, 08th February 2008 |
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A right pear
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I???d pressed for the lift on the fourth floor and was looking to go down to the lobby. Two elderly Scottish ladies emerged and then realised that they hadn't reached the ground, so got back in with me. We got talking.
PHYLLIS: "They call this the panoramic lift."
LADY 1: "Yes, we???re up on the twelfth floor."
PHYLLIS: "The views must be pretty good from up there."
LADY 2: "Oh, yes. You can see St Paul's. And that???er??? what do you call it??? the avocado?"
PHYLLIS: "The Gherkin?"
LADY 2: "Ah, yes, that's it. The Gherkin." |
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Overheard by Phyllis, Novotel, St Pancras
posted Friday, 08th February 2008 |
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Paying for her education
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Whilst waiting in a queue for a cash machine on Oxford St I overheard an American girl and and a London Guy chatting.
AG: "Oh my god, I was just in one of those tourist shops and the had Craig David playing, I was so suprised to hear him over here. I thought only we knew about him, him being American and all."
EF: "No, love, Craig's English."
AG: "What?! But he's black! You don't have black people here!"
EF: "What, do you think they're all stupid tourists like you?" |
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Overheard by JC, Oxford St
posted Wednesday, 06th February 2008 |
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Horny Chocolate Sellers
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Girl #1 selling chocolates: "Alright mate; how about it? Wanna try?"
Bloke: "Nah thanks love, you're sweet enough."
Girl #2 selling chocolates: "That guy was so fit, and he just made a pass at you."
Girl #1 selling chocolates: "I know. If he'd have bought a chocolate I'd totally already be sat on his face."
Girl #2 selling chocolates: "I'd have just given him a chocolate..." |
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Overheard by Craig, Camden Market
posted Tuesday, 05th February 2008 |
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He's sell anything
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Black street fella: "Weed... weed... weed..."
White street fella: "Excuse me mate, I don't need any weed, but you are fit as fuck."
Black street fella: "Cheers mate, but I'm only selling weed today; my arse hurts."
White street fella: "Try again tomorrow?"
Black street fella: "Nah, try Tuesday. I'll be here." |
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Overheard by Dan, Camden
posted Monday, 04th February 2008 |
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Actually funnier to experience
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Welsh guy: "I dunno what it is, but whenever I get on a train in London, I have to physically stop myself from exploding. Just kicking off really loudly like; becoming this gigantic cunt - like Homer Simpson kind of guy - who'd be funny to hear about but not experience."
Cockney: "You're doing a fairly good job of it now, mate."
Welsh guy: "I'm sorry; who are you? what's your name?"
Cockney: "Da--"
Welsh guy: "No wait - DON'T tell me, I DON'T care." |
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Overheard by C, Victoria Line
posted Monday, 04th February 2008 |
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... Just wondering whether my boyfriend is gay or not.
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Teenage Girlfriend: "What time will you be back from Scott's, babe?"
Teenage Boyfriend: "Dunno. 2, 3..."
Teenage Girlfriend: "Has he got a girlfriend yet?"
Teenage Boyfriend: "No. To be honest with you, I think he's gay."
Teenage Girlfriend: "Oh... How do you know?"
Teenage Boyfriend: "Well, just that he's never talking about sex, or girls or anything. And he's a handsome lad so I reckon he'd have a girlfriend if he wanted one."
Teenage Girlfriend:" Okay... what do you think you'll do tonight?"
Teenage Boyfriend: "Get stoned probably, play Pro Evo... why?"
Teenage Girlfriend: "... Just wondering." |
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Overheard by Craig, Tesco, Ealing Broadway
posted Monday, 04th February 2008 |
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