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definitely something in there?
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Guy 1: "There's definitely something in there." [Uses camera phone to take extremely close up photo of eye to prove there's definitely something in there.]
Guy 2: "Ah, that picture is totally Facebook material." |
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Overheard by Anna, Russell Square Station
posted Wednesday, 07th May 2008 |
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You've gotta love the Yanks
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Middle-aged male American tourist VERY loudly to mountainous wife: "Uh... Isn't 'goodge' like a street word for pussy?" |
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Overheard by Imogen, Goodge St. Station, Northern Line
posted Monday, 05th May 2008 |
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Book club
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Colleague 1: "I'm reading the Diary of Anne Frank at the moment"
Colleague 2: "What, Frankenstein?"
Colleague 1: "No, the Diary of Anne Frank"
Colleague 2: "Is that different from the Diary of Frankenstein?"
Colleague 1: "I don't think there is a book called the Diary of Frankenstein"
Colleague 2: "Oh." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, At work - two women who work for the department which is located opposite my desk
posted Friday, 02nd May 2008 |
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Maybe he thought a big mac was a scottish highlander......................!
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Ist Older Gay Man: "I really do like having afternoon tea here dear, don't you?"
2nd Older Gay Man: "Yes dear, It's all so refined. All the staff are so cute and well bred".
Ist Older Gay Man: "And the sound of 'clinking' china is sooooooo much better than the 'clunk' of porcelain in Starbucks"
2nd Older Gay Man (really loud and shocked): "YOU'VE BEEN TO STARBUCKS"?
Ist Older Gay Man: "Well yes dear once or twice".
2nd Older Gay Man: "Next you'll be telling me you go to MacDonalds dear"
Ist Older Gay Man: (complete silence as he looked around and sipped his tea). |
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Overheard by easysteve, Fortnum & Masons
posted Thursday, 01st May 2008 |
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Tan and tanner!
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Girl 1 - "You look really well. Have you been away?"
Girl 2 - "No. It's fake tan!"
Girl 1 - "Oh. Well it looks really good."
Girl 2 - "Thanks. I really have to give it a rest now though. My Dad thought I'd been creosoted at the weekend!" |
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Overheard by Nic, M&S Finsbury Pavement, London.
posted Monday, 28th April 2008 |
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The Daleks
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Woman to one of her two children: "Come on, return the favour and let him exterminate you." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Doctor Who Exhibit at Earls Court
posted Saturday, 26th April 2008 |
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Maybe it's vegetarian.........
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Two urban youths one with an urban pitball (or similar) dog in chains.
1st urban: "Dogs looking cool bruv".
2nd urban: "Yeah bruv, I'm toughening him up bruv".
1st urban: (kneels down and looks the dog in the face) "Yeah - don't forget it's a dog eat dog world".
2nd urban: "Don't scare him bruv".
1st urban: "Bruv, I don't think he understands". |
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Overheard by easysteve, 144 bus stop in Tottenham
posted Wednesday, 23rd April 2008 |
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I don't think i'll ask!
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"It's not like a full on love muffin, just a bit puffy!" |
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Overheard by On the edge, A random Girl in the lift at work to her friend.
posted Tuesday, 22nd April 2008 |
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Because 57 is milestone?
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Woman #1: "I can't believe Hallmark don't make 57th birthday cards!"
Woman #2: "Seriously? That's madness!" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Hallmark, Greenwich
posted Tuesday, 15th April 2008 |
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Family planning
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Woman to boyfriend "its not that I don't want to have children..........its just that I dont want to have children with YOU" |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Clapham Caffe Nero
posted Wednesday, 09th April 2008 |
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