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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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I wish I knew why
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Girl 1 : 'Eeeeeeeeeew!'
Girl 2 : 'Urrrrgh!'
Girl 3 : 'Eeeeeeerrrrrr, thats disgusting'
Girl 4 : 'Eeeeeeeeeew'
Girl 2 : 'Urrrgh, eeeewwwwww, oh my god...'
Girl 1 : 'Eeeeeeeeeew'
Girl 4 : 'Yeah eeeeeew!!'
Girl 1 : 'Oh my god!'
pause...
Girl 1 : 'Eeeeeeeeeew!'
Girl 2 : 'Urrrrgh!'
Girl 3 : 'Eeeeeeerrrrrr, thats disgusting'
Girl 4 : 'Eeeeeeeeeew'
Girl 2 : 'Urrrgh, eeeewwwwww, oh my god...'
Girl 1 : 'Eeeeeeeeeew'
Girl 4 : 'Yeah eeeeeew!!'
Girl 1 : 'Oh my god!'
Continued til I was out of earshot. |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Four girls standing on street corner in Brixton:
posted Wednesday, 22nd October 2008 |
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Stay off my ramp...
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Getting off the train, a guy in a wheelchair with Arsenal wheel trims is cutting through the people on the platform. He cuts up a woman laden with laptop, briefcase etc.
Woman: "Arsenal? Arsenhole, more like!"
Guy in wheelchair: "Hey, it's your blood on my wheels, babe." |
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Overheard by Doug, Forest Gate Station
posted Tuesday, 21st October 2008 |
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Say what?
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Indignant looking Dad - "Anti-ageing ice-cream? What a load of shit."
Exasperated daughter - "Anti-ageing FACE cream!" |
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Overheard by Nic, M&S Romford
posted Tuesday, 21st October 2008 |
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Re-managing your expectations
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Harassed-sounding man on mobile: "So we're going into the ground? Hold on, just let me remanage my expectations a minute. [Pause.] So we're getting a cab, yeah?" |
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Overheard by Steven, Marble Arch
posted Tuesday, 21st October 2008 |
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Choices, choices...
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"Have you got any crack?... No? Ah, I'll have some salmon then." |
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Overheard by freckles, Fresh Fish Counter, Waitrose 192
posted Monday, 20th October 2008 |
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Brokeback Mountain
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Two fellas sitting at the bar in the pub discussing films,
Guy #1: "So the missus makes me watch brokeback mountain on dvd last night and you know what it's about right?"
Guy#2: "Yeah the two gay cowboys"
Guy #1: "Yeah exactly that's what I don't get, there's these two fellas in the middle of nowhere surrounded by 30,000 sheep and yet they turn to each other!!!" |
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Overheard by Helen, Orange Tree Pub in Winchmore Hill
posted Thursday, 16th October 2008 |
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And whilst we're waiting...
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Train driver: "This train is currently delayed by about 15 minutes due to a signal failure. Or something. So make some small talk with the man in the suit next to you, he might just buy you dinner."
*Long pause, driver sighs*
"By the way, it was my 40th birthday this weekend, and I had a fantastic time getting smashed in celebration. I was slightly disappointed, however, that none of you b******s got me a birthday card, considering I take you to and from work every day like some common taxi driver." |
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Overheard by freckles, Delayed Met line train at Harrow-On-The-Hill
posted Thursday, 02nd October 2008 |
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Bloody Celebrities
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Photographer: "So she turns up late for the shoot anyway, and then starts bossing us about! Who does she think she is, Keira Knightley?!"
Friend: "Haha, yeah. So who was she?"
Photographer: "Keira Knightley!" |
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Overheard by freckles, Circle Line train
posted Thursday, 02nd October 2008 |
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No, We Love You, Please Sing Louder
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Five teenage girls squealing and laughing and singing VERY LOUDLY for the duration of our travel.
When exiting the train, one of the girls, stops, looks around at all the annoyed people on the train staring at her and her friends and says, "Guys, I think everyone on this train hates us." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, Upminster Tube Station
posted Saturday, 20th September 2008 |
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