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Overhear
somthing?
You
tell us and we’ll
tell London! |
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I am what I am...
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Sandwich board preacher: "Let Jesus in your life, be reborn, give up your sins!"
Businessman: "No thanks..." |
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Overheard by MDC, Ealing Broadway Tube Station
posted Friday, 20th February 2009 |
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On the trains
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Train guard on the Bromley - Victoria train last week, walked through looking for "tickets, passes or excuses!" |
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Overheard by Rhia, Bromely to Victoria Train
posted Thursday, 19th February 2009 |
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Oval, the ghetto?
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Me and some friends had just gotten off a bus that had been stopped by burst water pipes or somthing and were on our way to the nearest tube station. To do this we had to go past quite a few of those blocks of estate flats and going past a bus stop we heard this man shouting down the phone in the poshest voice:
"I'm stuck in the ghetto! The water's coming up, I might have to go to the pub!" |
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Overheard by Ally, near Oval
posted Saturday, 14th February 2009 |
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The tunnel of love
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*Gay man 1* "Well he told me to pull it out and show it to him."
*Gay man 2* "I bet thats the last time you go on the tube again." |
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Overheard by Anonymous, London tube
posted Thursday, 12th February 2009 |
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Doing his best
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Two Americans on the tube, discussing alcohol.
A: "I can't have alcohol in the house, it's part of my parole agreement."
B: "Parole? Oh well, I'm sorry to hear that Bob."
A: "Yeah, it's not so much the drink; I just need a sip and I just gotta smoke some crack."
B: "Well, we can't all be perfect."
A: "And then I wanna shoot someone."
B: "Ahh Bob, I'm sure you're doing the best you can, like we all are." |
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Overheard by Charlotte, on the tube, approaching South Harrow
posted Tuesday, 10th February 2009 |
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Well at least George W is gone
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American #1: "Yeah, but that is what Disney never shows is what happens AFTER the film ends."
American #2: "Like Aladdin."
American #1: "Totally, they don't show that after he marries Jasmine, gets her fathers powers as king and starts boning women. That's what I would do dude. I would have women everywhere!"
American #2: "Plus Jasmine isn't that hot. Ariel from little mermaid is where it's at!" |
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Overheard by Emma, Bus From Heathrow
posted Monday, 09th February 2009 |
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Never noticed myself...
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Woman getting on a train.
"And all we could look at were Kylie Minogue's massive knees!..Oh yeah but I was with my gay friend at the time." |
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Overheard by Lexie, London Bridge
posted Sunday, 08th February 2009 |
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La Grande Tour Eiffel
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In the school I'm working in as a French Assistant:
young cute girl: "So, from Calais you can see the Eiffel Tower, right?" |
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Overheard by Katoussa, Denbigh High School, Luton
posted Saturday, 07th February 2009 |
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I don't smoke da reefer
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Tower Hill Tube Station
Man selling knocked of ciggies -
Man- 'Cigarettes - Cigars'
My boyfriend and a random guy next to him
'Pipe, Pipe, Pipe, Pipe' |
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Overheard by Sarah D, Tower Hill Tube Station
posted Thursday, 05th February 2009 |
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.... that and a loud council worker!
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A lady in a yellow vest with a megaphone announced:
"PLEASE CLEAR THE ROAD, there is nothing to see here, the parade has been cancelled,
NOTHING TO SEE HERE BUT TRAFFIC" |
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Overheard by hugh, Tottenham Court Road (on chinese new year sunday)
posted Monday, 02nd February 2009 |
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